We made installing apps feel like a toddler's shape-sorting puzzle. Drag the square into the square.

A dotted arrow. Two icons. No words. If your mom can't install Chrome in 2026, this is why.

To open the glovebox, tap Settings > Controls > Glovebox > Open. While driving.

We removed every button so you can experience true minimalism at 99km/h.

Your meeting started 5 minutes ago but first let's talk about this update.

You're late. Your boss is waiting. But version 5.2.2 simply cannot join. Thoughts and prayers.

Place in line: 13,595. Don't refresh. Don't breathe. Don't blink.

2000+ people ahead of you. By the time you get in, the concert is over.

Ad 1 of 383. Your 12-second video will begin shortly. Maybe.

Skip in 5... 4... just kidding this one's unskippable. Enjoy your mattress ad.

We put the charging port on the bottom. So you can't use it while it charges.

A wireless mouse that becomes a wired mouse that doesn't work. Think Different.

We noticed you were comfortable so we paused your show and hid the remote.

Yes I'm still watching. I've been still watching for 6 hours. Stop judging me.

Introducing the all-new incoming call screen. It just hangs up.

Five buttons. Three red. Two green. Zero idea which one does what. This changes everything. Again.

Krystina is typing... for the last 45 minutes. She hit spacebar and left.

The longest novel never written. You've been staring at this for an hour. She's at lunch.