Krystina is typing... for the last 45 minutes. She hit spacebar and left.

The longest novel never written. You've been staring at this for an hour. She's at lunch.

Place in line: 13,595. Don't refresh. Don't breathe. Don't blink.

2000+ people ahead of you. By the time you get in, the concert is over.

Ad 1 of 383. Your 12-second video will begin shortly. Maybe.

Skip in 5... 4... just kidding this one's unskippable. Enjoy your mattress ad.

Your meeting started 5 minutes ago but first let's talk about this update.

You're late. Your boss is waiting. But version 5.2.2 simply cannot join. Thoughts and prayers.